Woooooooooooooooooooo... I am the whale - King of the ocean.   My home is almost everywhere in the world. I go on holiday to South Africa every year in September or October, depending on when I can get a flight. I take the cheap flights because I need a lot of seats!   My family is very big and my real name is Southern Right Whale. I am about 18m long, longer than any animal on land. I weigh about 80 000 kg. When my children are born they are already 6m long and drink about 600 bottles of milk every day.   We whales can also talk and send messages through the water. Every family has a different dialect. It is very funny to listen to the different families.   I want to go swimming again but there is just one more thing, I am NOT a fish. I look forward to meeting you.   Mr Whale   Oh, my address:  Anywhere along the coast of South Africa, but my favourite place is Hermanus, about 2 hours outside Cape Town.